My rating: 1 of 5 stars
Ugh. I can’t even begin to tell you how disappointed I was by this book. Honestly, the only reason I gave it two stars is because I was still slightly impressed by Maggie Stiefvater‘s ability to tell a story in the most colorful way possible.
1. But colorful isn’t always an indication for amazing literacy. Nope, not when you’re reading a book and happen to come across a line like:
‘She had been wearing artificial eyelashes in the womb and when they had fallen off in the birth canal, she had lost no time in replacing them.’
This wasn’t even written as a joke to somewhat tease this character for being described as ‘the most beautiful woman in Colorado Springs’, no, this pretty much only served to show you how quirky Stiefvater’s writing could be, and how unique/interesting the Soria family were supposed to be. It’s not like having a Saint in the family–with the ability to perform actual miracles–wasn’t already interesting enough or anything like that…
Why don’t we move on to other things I didn’t like? Yeah?
2. Boring characters
It’s kind of sad when not one character really stood out to me. The Soria cousins are pretty much the MCs of this tale, but the book never really centers on any one of them. We get some random moments with each, to incorporate them in to the moving storyline, but then we’re soon onto the many secondary characters that either belong to the Soria family, or those who are considered pilgrims.
Just a side note: These pilgrims are the ones who’ve had a miracle bestowed upon them, only to come to find out that miracles come in twos–the second taking much longer to accomplish. So the pilgrims are these people who live side by side with the Sorias, though contact by either side is not permitted (for reasons told in the book).
Like I said, none of them really stood out to me, so that made it harder for me to feel any sort of attachment to any of these characters, or to their stories.
3.Here is a thing I want:, Here is a thing I fear:
These two statements were attached to most(?) of the characters, and I found them to be unnecessary. Who cares if Judith wanted two gold teeth that no one could see but that she’d know were there? Or that she feared having to fill out medical forms before appointments? Not me.
4.Pacing getting thrown off by some random, nonsensical moment
Yes, please explain to me the process of how Antonio attempts to grow black roses, and the steps he takes when it comes to gathering seeds or how he marks the flowers that will be used–because I care.
What an unsatisfying end to a very unsatisfying book. Sure, it was a real ending that didn’t leave you with a cliffhanger, but again, it was so boring! I really feel like this book just coasted all the way through, then suddenly we’re closing in on the end, so it’s like ‘hey! The book is ending now, let’s gather everything together and call it a day’, so then the end is wrapped up in a neat, little bow of boringness, and thus, I’m left unsatisfied.
At this point, you’re probably wondering: What did I want from this book? I pretty much said it was boring/boring/more boring, so why did I even bother at all? For starters, I felt like I had to finish a Maggie Stiefvater book, it’d be a travesty not to. But then, after I’d slowly realized how much I was disliking this read, I felt it necessary to finish it so that I’d be able to write my own review of it.
So there, I sacrificed myself for you.
I think it’s safe to say at this point that I wouldn’t recommend this book, but who am I to stop the curiosity of a Maggie Stiefvater fan?